Ilusyonada

SCENE IN A RESTAURANT:

Ms. Hoity Toity takes out her credit card and hands over to the waiter to pay for dinner with her ghelfrens in hotel restaurant. Waiter comes back and tells her the card has been declined. Ms. Hoity Toity tells waiter to repeat swiping again, but he comes back with the same report that the card has been declined.

Ms. Hoity Toity tells waiter: "That cannot be, we own the bank. Tawagan mo ang bangko." (Read the rest here)

"WE" own the bank? Josh ghel! You're so ilusyonada naman. Maybe it's your significant other who owns it, but not you?

And how sad you're paying with a credit card only despite owning said bank. Buti pa your ghelfren Ms. Locked in a Cabinet can afford to pay the bill in cold cash. O ha? Say mo?

Onga naman...kasi P4,300 lang ang bill, nag-credit card pa...ay how poor!