July 03, 2009

GMA's boob job, part 2

(Here are samples of silicone breast implants from Fitbuff)

SINCE you asked, according to the US Food and Drug Administration, here are some possible reasons why a silicone breast implant would rupture:
"* Damage during implantation or during other surgical procedures
* Folding or wrinkling of the implant shell
* Trauma or other excessive force to the chest
* Compression of the breast during mammography. (Click here to know more about breast implants.)

But as my good friend Analog says, "kape" causes breast implants to rupture. Kape-pindot! Hahaha!!!

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Just to show we're not joking, here's the actual front page of today's Manila Bulletin, July 3, 2009:

...and the boob job story:

Of course, with the jokers running around in Malacañang, the denial was even more laughable than the story itself. The presidentita really shouldn't be hiring amateurs to be her spokespersons.

Anyhoo, this was such a wonderfully amusing way to end a week. Thank you Manila Bulletin! (Let's just clean up the copy next time though.)

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