(Looks like GMA is in luck again. No one's gonna pay attention to the ZTE-NBN hearings with the salacious gossip being dished about the pasosyal group.)
HEARD AND OVERHEARD
At a media event:
(To a lifestyle columnist): "Hala ka, ikaw na ang susunod!"
(Columnist): "Ano na naman ang ginawa ko?" (giggles)
* * * *
Same event:
(To a photographer): "Hoy wag mo kaming kunan! Baka ma-blog pa kami noh?"
* * * *
Over dinner:
"It's closed na daw."
"The blog?"
"Ay baka he got paid na?"
"That's what they should have done in the first place! That's the easiest way to make it go away!"
"Onga. Pinatagal pa nila. Any crisis PR guy would've told them that. Pay the guy. Tapos!"
"Who kaya paid him? E wala naman pera mga yan!"
"Baka si _____? He's the only one among them who has the money!"
"Yeah, kasi his last post was, '_____, you're next!'"
"Ay magandang gawin T-shirt yun a!"
"Mas maganda sana 'yung 'Magbayad ka na!' Sayang."
* * * *
"Poor ______! She got dragged into it. Inutangan na nga pamilya, nasabit pa sya sa gang."
"E kasi nga she's rich. So the commenters just lumped her in with them."
"But they're not rich! Kaya nga umuutang. Si ano can't even afford to clean her house daw. Ang baho!"
"But that was a cool bar."
"Ako I liked the food in his restaurant. In fairness."
"Well, when I met him back then, he was nice naman to me. Well, maybe nga because I was in media and he needed a writeup."
* * * *
"My experience with _____, I was with my friend, and she was buying cosmetics. She's a regular customer e. Then si _____ shows up, siguro there was a media event at the same time there, tries to grab the products my friend was buying and says, 'You can't have this, it's already supposed to be for someone else! I'm _____! I'm the ______.' My friend goes, 'I don't care! I'm a regular customer!' My friend gets the bag and pays for it. I was there, and I was like...ano ba ito? She was really loud."
* * * *
"So why did they kick _____ out from _____?"
"Well, si ano told me, kasi nagreklamo na ang staff. He would arrive at the office midnight and work until the next morning."
"But I thought si ano was there to oversee it."
"E hindi, sya ang creative director e. Minsan daw darating sa office, e naka-layout na ang page, papalitan na nya. So nag-complain na ang staff."
"Well that's the official reason!"
"I'm sure sina kwan knew about what he really did, yung pa-mention, mention ng name or product... but just used the staff complaints as a reason to let him go."
"Ay no comment nalang ako jan. He's a friend."
"But you have to give it to him, he made himself. From nothing when we met him years ago..."
"Oo, masipag yan. He really asked questions. Wanted to learn how to break into the industry."
* * * *
"Naku, ano na ang babasahin natin?"
"Onga, kasi kayo di nyo ginawan ng mirror site agad e!"
"Bitin naman."
"Buti nalang me American Idol mamya."
"Uy magaling yung bata. Si David Archuleta."
"I wanna pinch his cheeks! He's so cute!"
"Yung Pinay magaling din. Big voice ha."
"Pa-cute lang masyado, nakakainis. Pero sana manalo."
"Ay but the other one was an exotic dancer! Gwapo sya. Latino. But he admitted it."
* * * *
"Dapat bigyan ng talk show si Brian!"
"Onga! Tapos sa interview nya, tanungin ang guest, "So what was your favorite part in the blog?'"
"Ahhh, my favorite part was Anonymous 6:49...hahahaha!"
* * * *
"May rally daw ulit sa Friday."
"Where?"
"Sa Ayala ulit."
"Me nag-comment nga sa blog, 'Pati ba naman ito, kasalanan ni GMA!' "
"Hahaha! I read that. E kasi someone said, sa hirap daw ng economy, kay daw di makabayad si _____!"
"Ay magdala tayo ng streamers sa Friday, 'Ibalik si Brian!' "
"Or, "______! Magbayad ka na!' "
* * * *
"He texted me nga, 'it's not true I am small. I'm a medium.' "
"I texted back, "But ___! I told everyone you're large!' "
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